Unexpected Shortage of Acorns Drives Squirrels Nuts
Squirrels are cute, smart but can also be pretty damaging and nasty pests, causing all kinds of damage to houses. Once they decide to get inside an attic, watch out. They are excellent chewers and unless your house is built out of bullet-proof materials, they will usually manage to get in, often causing all kinds of problems, including leaky roofs and walls and will do all they can to keep you awake at night, by running all over the attic.
The only legal way to get rid of them is to trap them, or have them trapped and carted away. But if you are living in an area containing enough of the basic squirrel foods, such as acorns and nuts, they are sure to re-appear again.
This post is not strictly about squirrels, though, but rather about the very unusual shortage of the above-mentioned squirrel foods this year.
I remember that in previous years the acorns – under our thick canopy of white and red oak trees – were so plentiful, that in addition to having to rake several cubic yards of oak leaves, I usually raked and carted away thousands, upon thousands of acorns into the compost pile. Squirrels are as plentiful as birds in our yard. There are also several chipmunks living in the drainage pipes, extending from the downspouts, away from the house. I always wondered how our chipmunks manage to weather violent rainstorms, without getting blown out of those pipes by the rushing water.
What got me thinking was the fact that our large, uncarved and whole Halloween pumpkin got very thoroughly worked over by either one very evident fat squirrel, or by our entire squirrel population. In the past pumpkins were left largely alone, decaying and finally getting thrown either in the garbage can, or in the compost pile, but this year the big orange vegetable was devoured almost completely, skin and all, within about two weeks.
At first I thought that maybe this was a case of a particularly voracious animal, but a recent article in the Washington Post confirmed my rising suspicions that something was definitely weird and different around the yard. No acorns to speak of, anywhere to be seen.
Theories about this event abound. Some think that the sudden dearth of acorns and nuts is due to global warming and to overall climate change, others theorize that it has something to do with heavy rains last spring, which could have interfered with oak and nut tree pollination and so forth. Or maybe it had something to do with the amazing Moon- Venus – Jupiter display which is so gorgeous in the early evening sky about now?
The bottom line is that for the first time in living memory the usually incredibly plentiful crop of acorns simply didn’t materialize. This sudden shortage could have an impact way beyond the squirrel population, as acorns are a staple food source for many different animals, including bears and deer and although we don’t depend on acorns for survival any longer, they were known to be one of the staple foods for the American Indians at one time.
In the meantime, give the squirrels a break. They are frantically running around looking for a winter supply of food and more often than usual are getting run over by cars. Many squirrel aficionados have actually started feeding them hazelnuts and peanut butter, hoping to tidy them over until the next acorn and nut crop appears, but that will probably take almost an entire year…






















