Archive for June, 2009

smokestacks1 Cap and Trade Climate Bill   Inadequate, Basically WrongDespite the outrage from the right and extreme right about the climate bill recently passed by the House of Representatives, the legislation is totally off-base and as its stands, it will barely help the environment at all. As a matter of fact conservatives have focused their fury on the handful of Republicans who voted in favor of the sweeping legislation and have been praising the Democrats who have voted against it.

What we basically have is that science – and you cannot really debate science politically – tells us that there is a climate problem and that unless we take immediate and sweeping steps immediately, the consequences for the ecosystem that our children and grandchildren will live in will be serious and severe.

There is a saying that “everyone is entitled to an opinion, but not to his own facts”. Climate change is one of those cases in which we have facts, despite what the naysayers might be saying. It is of course a global problem and the U.S., or Europe alone, without the cooperation of China and India and the rest of the world will not be able to accomplish much.

Frankly, we have to agree – at least in part with some of the conservatives, as the Waxman-Markey cap-and-trade bill is not really the most efficient way of handling the problem. It will once again create a huge trading market for Wall Street; it will become another object of speculation. The permits to emit carbon, the speculation, and the derivatives will not only increase the overall cost of the program, but will also make our energy costs more volatile.

In short: there are better ways of addressing the climate change than a cap-and-trade system. One is the carbon tax in which you would collect the tax from the polluters and recycle the revenues towards more environmentally-friendly energy producing sectors. That would of course make the dirtier sources of energy more expensive, while making solar, wind and other “clean” energy sources relatively cheaper.

This would make businesses and individuals more interested in investing into these clean sources of energy and into a low-carbon economy in general. Wall Street would also have relatively little – if anything – to do with this process and that after all the mess that the Street shysters have caused for everyone seems encouraging in its own right.

A carbon tax would not only be considerably less complicated and not so prone to speculation as the cap-and-trade option, but it would actually encourage people and businesses to purchase and use less polluting vehicles and appliances and provide a real incentive to produce energy – electricity in particular – in a much more environmentally friendly manner.

The Waxman-Markey cap-and-trade bill will not really reduce emissions, or produce any environmental benefits for at least 10 years. It is also the kind of bill that makes the coal producers perfectly comfortable. Many pollution permits were given to utilities that use the coal. What the bill really amounted to was as it is often the case – another noble idea that was incredibly diluted under pressure from lobbyists and special interests to the point of becoming pretty much useless.

The only thing that seems to make Americans change their wasteful habits is cost. When the price of gasoline exceeded $4 per gallon, everyone rushed to buy a fuel-efficient vehicle and the huge SUVs were almost impossible to sell. Most automakers – particularly those who relied on pickups and other large vehicles felt the pinch the most. Now that gasoline costs considerably less than $3 per gallon, people are not so worried anymore and that believe it, or not is not very good news at all. That’s why we need to have an incentive such as a carbon tax. It would make people and companies see that being greener, less wasteful and less polluting basically costs less in the long run, besides protecting the environment.

In a way cap-and-trade would do that also, to a degree, providing we have a real cap, so we are actually reducing emissions. In that manner the price of energy would go up, based on its carbon content. The cap-and-trade option is a supremely complicated way of achieving anything, as you would have to go through many steps to actually achieve any results. And at each of those steps different interests could intervene. The carbon tax solution would be much simpler, most likely cheaper overall, more efficient and less prone to speculation.

The European cap-and-trade system, known as the Emission Trading System (ETS),  is the world’s largest pollution market, and it offers important lessons for the U.S.  The main lesson is that cap-and-trade, by itself, won’t make much of a dent.

Despite what the naysayers, special interests and conservatives in general might say, we can only hope that the U.S. Senate will not go along with the cap-and-trade model and that it will show some leadership, common sense and backbone and will actually approve a carbon tax climate bill – one that is not diluted by special interests and lobbyists, but the kind of legislation that will actually do both the environment and all of us some real good.

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More Discussions in a Sports Bar

beer 200 More Discussions in a Sports Bar Once again, it’s been a while since I visited my neighborhood sports bar.

Frankly, I’m not a great fan of bars and nightclubs in general, but as all of you loyal readers probably remember, this particular bar is more attractive than most – and that is mainly because Jenny, the really cute waitress works there.

It was another hot and muggy, early summer day, as I shut down the air conditioning and then the engine of my car, hoping that the inside of the bar would be nice and cool.

The ever-present, black-clad greeters as usual opened the door for me and since I didn’t remember a single one of then, how could I expect any of them to remember me? In any case, had to go through the familiar ritual of telling them to sit me in a booth in the left-hand, smoking area of the bar. The greeter girl, who couldn’t have been more than 18, walked me over to the booth, featuring photos of Jackie Gleason playing golf and a totally unfamiliar (but probably deemed as important) wide photo of some baseball game. I looked around. There were all kinds of games going on the many large screen TV sets. Baseball, golf, a NASCAR race and the usual array of sports commentators blabbing about whatever sports commentators usually blab about. A couple of sets were tuned into some news reports and at least one had a large Doppler radar image of an approaching line of storms. Not that many people. A few at the bar, being much too loud and a few more in the booths and at the high tables, extending the bar area.

As I laid out my tobacco pouch, papers, the cigarette machine and the brass Zippo lighter on the table, I was thinking whether Jenny was working that day. After another quick look around the establishment I got busy rolling myself a cigarette, mindful of the fact that pretty soon smoking would be banned even in bars. All of a sudden, out of the corner of my eye I noticed a quick movement and the unmistakable sound of a beer mug being planted on my table. As I looked up, Jenny’s smiling face was looking down at me. “What do I have to do for you to come around more often?” she asked. Before I could answer, she added:” Don’t you like me anymore?” as she sat across from me in the booth. I smiled, not only because of what she said, but also because she looked better than ever. Did something to her blond hair. What was it? We guys don’t really pay that much attention to hairdos and such, but this time I was quick to pick up the change – she curled the hair a bit and that really went well not only with her very pretty face, super-duper body, but also with her personality. I extended my left hand to touch hers. Immediately, she noticed that I had a new watch. “Hey! Did you come into some money? That watch is not only big and great looking, but I happen to know that it costs a mint.” She said. To this point I haven’t said a word yet. Just stroked her hand, looked into her blue eyes, moved my foot towards hers and smiled. She kept her smile and now I could see her eyes starting to smile as well. Things were just fine with the world.

“I hope that you will be able to manage to join me, like you did before” I said.  I felt that she relaxed all of a sudden and I could see that certain softness creep into her eyes. “ I think I can, but let me just double check” she said, as she got up from her seat.

legs More Discussions in a Sports Bar I watched her walk towards the back of the bar. The shapely legs were almost impossible to criticize.

Dreaming a bit, I took a swig of my beer. It sure tasted like Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, which I usually had in this place. She remembered even that. Got busy finishing my cigarette. Rolled it, licked the edge of the paper. Rolled into the machine again and popped it out. Immediately started making a second one for Jenny, but before I even sprinkled the tobacco between the rollers, Jenny was back, with her own beer and her own pouch of tobacco. “I learned to roll ‘em like a cowboy” she said, “you know, taming the bronco with one hand and rolling the smoke with the other”. I already knew that her manual coordination was good, but her newly acquired rolling skill – which I haven’t been able to master too well – impressed me. “Hope you’re not planning to tame me” I said, “ I don’t do too well being tamed one-handed by a cowgirl”. “Don’t you worry, baby,” she said, “I know that I need both hands to handle you”. I wish I took a picture of the mischievous smile she had on as she was saying that. It said it all and more.

“Do you want the usual?” asked Jenny. I nodded. “ That’s perfect as I already ordered it for you in the kitchen”. I couldn’t stop myself from laughing out loud, attracting a surprised stare from a couple of sports fans guzzling beer at the bar. I wasn’t sure what they were watching and I didn’t care. In any case, soon enough they went back to staring at their boob tube of choice and I admired Jenny some more. “ I like that look you got” she said. “ I wish I could see it more often, but  you only come here every few months…” That did sound like another invitation – one that I wasn’t about to refuse.

Somebody called her from the back and Jenny excused herself, saying that my mushroom burger, with bacon and a fried egg on top was ready.

I decided that I had just enough time to finish my smoke before she came back and looked at that the golfing photo of Gleason on the wall. Golf, like pool and bowling is definitely an activity – I stopped calling any of them “sports” many years ago – good for people in less than good physical shape, I thought.

Just as I took my eyes of chubby Jackie, Jenny placed a large plate with the open burger – the beef patty and the fried egg on one half, lettuce, a too red and fresh-looking not to have been gassed tomato slice and onions on the other. A load of French fries and two pickle slices filled the rest of the plate. Jenny also brought some Ball Park mustard and another Sierra Nevada. This looked like a really big meal. I was just hoping that I wouldn’t start looking like Jackie Gleason any time soon. And my desert was staring me in the face, smiling from across the booth. Life was good!

As I started pouring ketchup and mustard and assembling the burger, Jenny started to skillfully roll her cigarette, without the aid of the rolling machine. “You have to teach me how to do that,” I said, taking the first yummy bite. “Not a problem, if we don’t have time to practice tonight” she winked, as she took a swig of her Sapporo beer “ I will teach you next time.”

The burger was good – well done, as always – and so was the beer.

Didn’t feel like practicing rolling the cowboy way just yet and before I even managed to reach for my pouch and rolling machine, Jenny’s slim hand was holding a ready smoke for me. “That’s what I call full service” I smiled. “You know that we aim to please,” she said. I flicked my Zippo, applied the flame to the tip and inhaled deeply. Boy! Did that feel good!

“By the way, how do you feel about the ban on smoking in bars that’s coming up,” I asked. “And how about banning smoking in prisons?” Jenny smiled and said, “I think that this might be particularly important on death row. We got to keep them healthy, so we can fry them, or inject them with the poisons”. That brought a chuckle from me and the usual desires started cursing through my veins. “What time are you getting off today”, I asked. She looked me straight in the eye and said, “ I already asked my boss. There are not too many people today and I can leave anytime I want.

Did I mention before that life was good?

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If you enjoyed this episode, take a look at our previous “Sports Bar” posts:

A Democratic Debate in a Sports Bar

More Political Discussions in a Sports Bar

More Politics in a Sports Bar

Politics in a Sports Bar – Encore

Olympic Discussion in a Sports Bar

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Television at its Best

This is something that might remind some of you of a movie, or video project done years ago in elementary, or middle school.

Suppose you didn’t have the resources, or the technical know-how to create some sort of an animation, or to try to represent something that you couldn’t film.

As it turns out, those difficulties extend all the way into contemporary times and are not limited to elementary, or middle school students.

Look how a local, Cleveland FOX affiliate handled their coverage of black bear sightings in the suburbs.
Just a little bit cheesy. Wouldn’t you say?

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Larry Craig

Larry Craig

Update 06, 26, 2009 – In response to numerous sex scandals – in particular, several recent public affairs by high ranking Republicans – the Republican National Committee voted Thursday to remove “Family Values” from the official GOP (Great Obscene Party) platform.

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After hearing and reading about Senator Larry Craig’s Minneapolis Airport bathroom episode, Senator John Ensign’s affair with a married campaign staffer, the very latest admission by Republican South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford about an Argentina-related extramarital affair, the Bill Clinton – Monica Lewinsky BJ marathon doesn’t seem so shocking any longer.

Republicans do not have a monopoly on cheating on their spouses, or engaging in strange and/or illegal sexual acts of course. John Edwards can serve as a good example of that, or for that matter Ted Kennedy’s even more serious Chappaquiddick Island incident,  but it is truly incredible how the GOP, which touts “family values” and morality in general seems to attract such a high percentage of cheaters, deviants and liars.

Here are a few choice examples of Republicans in action:

Neal Horsley

Neal Horsley

Republican anti-abortion activist Neal Horsley admitted to having sex with a mule, a man and a watermelon.

Randal David Ankeney, a Republican activist was charged with six counts related to getting a 13-year-old girl stoned on pot and then having sex with her.

Jim Bakker, the televangelist who worked at Pat Robertson’s Christian Broadcasting Network has confirmed that he committed adultery with Jessica Hahn, and then used charitable donations to pay her hush money. Other televangelists have stated in the past that they believe he’s gay.

Parker J. Bena, a Republican activist and a key player in the campaign to elect George W. Bush as president was charged and later pleaded guilty to possession of child pornography and lying to the FBI.

George W. Bush, was accused in a criminal complaint and lawsuit of raping Margie Schoedinger, who later died in a questionable case of suicide.

Neil Bush, brother of G.W. Bush, in a March 2003 divorce deposition, admitted repeatedly having sex with strange women who just showed up at his room while on an Asian business trip.

Mark Foley, a Republican Representative from Florida resigned after trying to solicit sex from male congressional pages via an instant messenger program.

Newt Gingrich

Newt Gingrich

Newt Gingrich, a crusader against legislation that assists women and the poor, has married three times while spouting Christian values the entire time. His campaign worker admitted that she gave Newt a blowjob while he was still married to his first wife, essentially placing Newt in the exact same position as Bill Clinton.

Lewis “Scooter” Libby, the former Assistant to the President and Chief of Staff to Vice President Dick Cheney published a novel containing bizarre sexual content, including bestiality and pedophilia.

Jimmy Swaggart, televangelist, after exposing other televangelists as adulterers was caught in a Louisiana motel room with prostitute Debra Murphree.

Mule Are Republican ‘Values’ Based on Sexual Perversions?Strom Thurmond, an outspoken southern republican senator and a racist as a younger man raped and impregnated a 15-year-old African American maid.

There have also been all kinds of sexual and drug-related allegations against Rush Limbaugh and many, many other staunch Republicans.

It is comforting to have such supremely “moral” and “family minded” people out there to guide all of us sinners on the path of righteousness.

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hamburgers Let’s Fix Our Food Supply Before We Even Start on Health Care ReformThe long-overdue health reform discussions are very much in vogue nowadays. Unfortunately, probably the only meaningful option, namely the single payer system is not even on the table. The only thing that we sort of know at this point is that whatever is being planned will cost us in excess of $1 trillion per year.

At the same time, President Obama has urged Americans to stop eating junk food – this after his escapade, along with Vice President Joe Biden to Ray’s Hell Burger in Arlington, Virginia.

We got no problem with that, as a good hamburger from time-to-time really hits the spot.

The problem is that our food industry has gotten so totally out of control – to an even greater degree than the so-called financial system, that it is practically impossible to buy real, unadulterated food anymore, unless you grow your own, or are lucky enough to have a trusted supplier.

Just take a look at the ingredients listed on the label of almost any product. It is almost incredible that the processed food industry deems it necessary to put high fructose corn syrup in almost everything you find not only in fast food joints, the vending machines, but also in practically all food stores and supermarkets. There’s a whole plethora of chemicals mixed into all kinds of foods on an almost unbelievable scale. As an example: we have been buying German pickles, as almost all of the American brands seem to contain high fructose corn syrup and all kinds of other things that nobody in his right mind would even consider eating.

How about a list of ingredients in Smucker’s Orange jam, or jelly, or whatever they call the little blister packs, which you get served for breakfast in restaurants? The first, and probably the most abundant ingredient is of course our old friend high fructose corn syrup, the second ingredient is just plain corn syrup. There are other ingredients, of course, such as “natural” orange flavor and the like. How can they even get away with calling something like that as being fit for human, or even animal consumption?

These are just small, isolated examples of our available food supply. The situation with the supposedly fresh and unadulterated fruits and vegetable is not much better, but paying close attention to the little stickers with which they are plastered can help, at least to a degree.

Here’s an abbreviated list of what the codes on fruits and vegetables mean:

The last four letters of the PLU (price look-up code) code are simply what kind of vegetable or fruit we are dealing with. For example, all bananas are labeled with the code of 4011.

The five-number PLU code starting with an “8” signals that the item is a genetically modified fruit or vegetable. Genetically modified fruits and vegetables often claim to be organic. So, it is theoretically possible to eat organic produce that are grown from genetically modified seeds, but we would rather give these a very wide berth.

A “9” is the first number in the five number PLU code for organic foods. This means that the produce was grown organically and is not genetically modified.

If there are only four numbers in the PLU, this means that the produce was grown “traditionally” with the use of pesticides, but at least it wasn’t genetically modified.

The president recently signed a bill, controlling tobacco products. That appears to be long-overdue, as the cigarette companies were literally getting away with murder, adding in many cases well over 150 ingredients to their products. Pure, unadulterated tobacco is probably not the healthiest of substances around, but almost certainly considerably healthier than the concoctions that the tobacco industry was poisoning us with for a very long time.

Maybe it is time to get the food industry, including agribusiness into line as well. After all, not everybody smokes, but all of us have to eat.

Would that ruffle too many feathers? Will anyone go to jail for willfully sickening and killing millions? That – similarly to the financial sector mess – is highly doubtful. How about just making this huge, bloated food empire change its ways? Is the government powerful enough to tackle such a lobby?

We certainly hope so, because it is incredibly tiresome and sometimes impossible to find foods in the U.S. that haven’t been adulterated and messed with in some way. Reforming the health care system, without fixing our food supply also doesn’t seem to make much sense, since a very high percentage of the illnesses that the health system is treating on a daily basis are quite simply caused by our crappy diet.

That of course is only partly our fault. The main culpability rests with those who have turned perfectly good foods into “food products”. And don’t tell us that it is not “economically feasible” nowadays to produce food that hasn’t been messed with. Don’t tell us that we have to import most of our seafood from China, that nearly all of our cattle, pigs, chickens, turkeys and the like (of which we produce way too many, by the way) cannot be kept out of their pens and cannot be fed a much more natural diet. Also, don’t try to tell us that they “have to” be fed hormones and antibiotics, or that producing genetically modified species of anything is “good for us and the environment”, or that the use of artificial soils, pesticides and herbicides is absolutely essential. That’s total crap and you know it better than anyone.

Therefore, let’s start with the basics. By all means do reform our expensive, deadly and inefficient health care system, but don’t forget the old adage of “you are what you eat”.

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