Air Travel Security Debacle
The latest – fortunately failed – attempt to bring down an airliner has been on top of the news for about a week now.
We do know that a Nigerian, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, who has joined al-Qaida in the Arabian Peninsula, has tried to detonate an explosive charge, hidden in his underwear.
We also know that a quick reaction by a passenger and by the cabin crew prevented the creep from successfully completing his mission.
There have been all kinds of talk about deploying more body scanners at the airports. There is no doubt that these expensive and at least partly effective devices might help to a degree, but it this the Holy Grail as far as security is concerned?
If the U.S. authorities have connected the warning that the terrorist’s own father has voiced, to the fact that Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab had multiple U.S. entry visas, the little creep should have never even been on a flight bound for the United States.
At the same time, we had the opportunity to fly between two U.S. cities, both before and after the thwarted terrorist event.
The strange thing is that on the flight before Christmas and before the burning of Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab’s crotch, the airport security appeared to be stricter than after his cojones got singed.
As a matter of fact, on the way back, I realized after checking in my bag that I have forgotten to pack away my old, but perfectly serviceable brass Zippo lighter. Not wanting to lose the item, to which I am quite attached and not really having another alternative, since my suitcase has long disappeared into the baggage system – and I assure you that I had no evil intentions whatsoever – I simply packed it the best way I could think of into my camera bag. The Zippo got nestled next to the battery charger and put through the x-ray machine, emerging from the other end with no problems.
The bag also contained a perfectly harmless, stainless steel pill container, the size and shape of an average rifle cartridge…
As most of you know, lighters are not allowed in the cabins of airliners, after Richard Reid has failed to light his fuse/shoe laces with matches in 2001.
We do hope that our airline security administration people are reading this; simply as proof that pre-flight passenger screening needs to be done more carefully. Once again, I would like to emphasize that I obviously had no evil, or terrorist intentions, but that there seem to be numerous holes in our security arrangements, which are in need of improvement.
Although the full-body scanner machines might help, there is no substitute for human intelligence, known in the business as HUMINT. Let’s just hope that the terrorists will not force us to fly butt-naked and with no carry-on baggage whatsoever. Wait! Come to think of it, such nudist camps in the sky might be kind of fun


It isn’t hard to question the judgment, motives, and sanity of Joe Lieberman, the so-called independent senator from Connecticut, who has almost single-handedly derailed any meaningful health care reform legislation.
We finally have the first, concrete step in the direction of closing the now infamous Guantanamo Bay prison.
Having heard that Accenture – formerly hugely disgraced Anderson Consulting – has decided to terminate the sponsorship of Tiger Woods, due to his peccadilloes, we have decided to re-post this piece, originally published on February 27, 2009.
Andersen Consulting, linked to Arthur Andersen and its conviction for that super shady Enron outfit is now called Accenture. The Tiger Woods ads have been pretty effective and hardly anyone even thinks of Accenture as anything but a successful, modern consulting firm…now registered in Hamilton, Bermuda.
Exxon’s switch from Esso came about because of myriad legal challenges between different spin-offs of the Standard Oil Company and Humble oil. It did take us all a while to figure out how to pronounce this weird combination of letters. Now, of course it is called ExxonMobil and as far as we know, neither the old, nor the new entity has paid for the damages caused by the drunken captain of the Exxon Valdez and the huge oil spill in Alaska.
The infamous mercenary company Blackwater has re branded itself as Xe – supposedly pronounced as “zee”. A Pretty innocuous name it would seem for a company, whose employees have shot a whole bunch of unarmed civilians in Iraq. The problem is that there is already a company named Xe…
Who hasn’t heard about Phillip Morris, the class action suits, the chemicals, including extra nicotine added to their cigarettes and all the other machinations?
How about the Value Jet Airlines? After the infamous crash in the Everglades with the loss of 108 people, it has come to life again under the name of Air Tran.









