Oh Tiger, Tiger…
Much has been said and heard about Tiger Woods crashing his Caddillac Escalade (which, by the way, still belongs to General Motors) through a fire hydrant and into a tree.
As most of you have also heard, the rumor goes that Tiger’s wife Elin Nordegren after hearing the crash outside their Florida house went to her husband’s aid and smashed the rear window with (what else?) a golf club, to allow him to escape the wreck.
Another rumor says that Elin was the one who scratched Tiger’s face, after hearing news about his affair with Rachel Uchitel – a Manhattan hostess who lost a fiancé in the World Trade Center on 9/11.
Tiger admits on his website that “As you all know, I had a single-car accident earlier this week, and sustained some injuries. I have some cuts, bruising and right now I’m pretty sore.
This situation is my fault, and it’s obviously embarrassing to my family and me. I’m human and I’m not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn’t happen again.”
Woods, who was expected to host and play in the 2009 Chevron World Challenge golf tournament this week, canceled his participation, citing the injuries he incurred in the accident.
Wherever the truth might lie, there is no doubt that Tiger has ceased to be the media virgin he has been up to this point.
And in closing we would like to present another excellent cartoon on the subject by Washington Post’s Tom Toles.
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you should stop by and listen to the voicemail.
of course we have the smooth jazz version
and the photos. totally jerry springer.
He just joined the ranks of politicians who cannot abide by the rules of the game in real life. Tiger Woods is now another circus clown.
He sure has. And the funny thing is that his wife appears more attractive than his mistress
I agree; she is more attractive. So what’s the deal? Being a celebrity or a high-powered politician seems to connote that they have rights to all the spoils. It’s tawdry and entirely too rampant. There once were role models for our children. There still are, but not in these venues.
It seems like Tiger is actually sorry. But is this enough? I doubt it.