Although the upcoming inauguration of President Barack Obama is a special occasion in many ways, including the fact that it is the first inauguration of an at least partly African American president, that it follows the disastrous tenure of George W. Bush, that we are engaged in the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, that the Palestinian/Israeli conflict is raging seemingly out of control and the economy has taken a deep dive, the whole inaugural setup seems way overblown.
For one, shouldn’t we do away with the 77-day transition period? Many countries swear in their newly elected heads of state within 24, or 48 hours. Personally, I see no reason why the U.S. shouldn’t change the rules and do exactly the same.
Also, why shouldn’t the new president be sworn in the House of Representatives chamber, instead of building still another, inaugural site from scratch. The huge platform on the west side of the Capitol takes months and millions of dollars to build, just to be torn down afterward. A totally unneeded, stupid and wasteful exercise in our opinion. After all, does it really matter how many privileged people will actually get to sit there feeling important about getting invited? After all, probably 99.99 percent of the Americans, who are interested, will watch the event on television anyway.
I have already lost count of all of the inaugural committees taking part in this farce. There are at least three of these.
After the traditional luncheon in Congress, there of course comes the all-important parade down Pennsylvania Avenue to the White House. The thousands of usually frozen and/or wet people might get a glimpse of the presidential motorcade, maybe even a glimpse of the new president through the five -inch-thick bulletproof glass. Whoopie!
The latest plan formulated by the security weenies closes practically all of the bridges leading to the District of Colombia from Virginia, citing “traffic and security concerns” and so forth. The entire area, encompassing the National Mall and including of course the Capitol, the White House and the Lincoln Memorial has been declared a “security zone”. Sniper teams will be placed on the rooftops of buildings throughout the area. An e-mail for President-elect Barack Obama’s web site recently stated that this will be “the most open and accessible Inauguration in our nation’s history”. How do they figure that? I got a feeling that although they might want it to be that way, at this stage the Secret Service is really calling all the shots (no pun intended). Overall, it appears that Osama bin Laden has accomplished his mission quite well – by introducing so much paranoia, that the U.S. got terrorized through and through.
The millions of expected visitors will have to get into town in the best way they can. The security regulations will force most people to either walk, or travel by Metro – one of the worst-run mass transit systems in the world, run by spoiled, incompetent, overpaid, tenured people. The Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority is already one of the most expensive transit systems in the world and the delays and breakdowns on an average day are frequent and ever-present. To be left at the mercy of this entity is almost like playing Russian roulette.
Since there seem to be so incredibly many obstacles for anyone wanting to attend the inauguration, why don’t they just close down the entire city and put the event on pay-per-view?
In short: We believe that simplifying the U.S. presidential inaugurations would be a step in the right direction, as the present, totally overblown scale of the event is not only tasteless and ridiculous, but it reminds me of the unjustified hoopla, surrounding the season- ending extravaganza of the NFL corporation, also know as the Super Bowl.
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